The scientific name for this disease, Syncopetarantismutopianpac
1.) Syncope (Partial or complete loss of consciousness with interruption of awareness of oneself and ones surroundings.)
2.) Tarantism (associated with melancholy, stupor, madness and an uncontrollable desire to dance)
3.) Utopian (Proposing impracticably ideal schemes.)
4.) Pachydermatous (to be thick-skinned; insensitive to criticism, insult, etc.)
5.) Idiopathic (Of unknown cause)
6.) Delirium (characterized by anxiety, disorientation, hallucinations, delusions, and incoherent speech.)
The patient with this diagnosis is referred to by its acronym, S.T.U.P.I.D.. At this time there is neither cure nor treatment.