Oregon man unhappy as no one in Strange Fire Conference rolls on the floor
Posted: October 17, 2013 in Christianity, SatireTags: charismatics, strange fire
SOUTHERN ALASKA – A man attending A Strange Fire conference addressing excesses in some Charismatic circles was irate after attending the wrong kind of meeting. On realising that no one in the congregation was barking like a dog or rolling on the floor, he soon sensed something was amiss.
“I have been saving money for months to come and attend a conference to get some new anointing fire but I just found people doing Bible study,” lamented Howard from Oregon.
"I am used to attending meetings where we sing one song over and over; then when you are getting dizzy with the anointing something comes and takes over causing people to roll on the ground, bark like a dog or dance like chicken.”
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