Dumb Ass Ed Young on Raising Testosterone Levels

H/T: to "The Museum of Idolatry."

http://www.alittleleaven.com/2012/07/ed-young-praising-skinny-jeans-and-testosterone.html

A Southern Baptist Hillbilly and Dumb Ass, "The Rev. Mr. Ed Young," offers his sartorial counsel and advocacy for raising testosterone levels.  Of course, it is public.  It’s the result of ignorance, shamelessness, and assinity. One cannot make this stuff up.   This braying ass just offered a rant about Calvinism a few weeks back.  And…then…this? 

One day, a younger and smarter crowd will wake up and say, “Who is this Dumb Ass?  He offers himself as a public example of leadership, doctrine, thought, wisdom, and an wholesome example to others?  The guy is an idiot and dumb ass.  Away with him.”

 


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Southern Baptist Hillbilly, Ed Young, Attacks Reformed Theology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dCNAi3Rq44

Ed Young, a Southern Baptist Hillbilly, a Pastor of a Baptist Hillbilly Church in TX, and son of a two-timing President of Southern Baptist Hillbilly Convention launches flatulently and ignorantly about Reformed Churchmanship...of which he is ignorant... this hillbillly knows nothing about Reformed Theology...de nada. 

 

This is the revivalist, church-growther, non-confessionalist, and non-liturgical loon who put a bed atop his church and, along with his wife, slept atop the church for a weekend to advance his book on marriage.   It made the press, including local TV outlets, including some muffled chuckles. 

 

He's being considered for our Museum of Loons.

A Loondom Special from "Museum of Idolatry: Church Conference Where Girls Birp Out Loud"

From the "Museum of Idolatry" comes this gem, to wit, an Anabaptacostalist conference hosted by...ahem...Pastor Ed Young and Pastorette Lisa Young, leaders of a large Southern Baptist hothouse in Houston, TX appealing to enthusiasts.  Where is the propriety, dignity and decorum, but alas, folks, it's American religion. Ed and Lisa--no kidding here--is the couple that spent a weekend "in bed atop the church."  News outlets covered the story as old Ed and Lisa were selling one of their sex books.  That was within the last 60 days.  Pastorpreneurs par excellence. The backwoodishness, anti-intellectualism, non-Confessionalism, non-liturgicality, risibility, hillbilly provincialism 3.0 and enslavement and addiction to "scratching itching ears" is large and unabated.  We bring you this Loondom Special...drum roll, please..."Live from Houston" we learn from the "Museum of Idolatry" at: http://www.alittleleaven.com/2012/03/church-conference-where-girls-can-burp-out-loud.html

Church Conference Where Girls Can Burp Out Loud???

Our special thanks to Ed and Lisa Young for this edifying bit of churchly marketing.