SGM-Mahaneygate: Letter to Dave Harvey

Solutions for the Confused

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November 10, 2011

Dave Harvey, Interim President

Sovereign Grace Ministries (SGM)

7501 Muncaster Road

Gaithersburg, MD  20877 

Dear Dave: 

Do you know how much money your Church-Money-Machine is losing from the repetitive gaffes, historical amnesia, and abuses by your President, C.J. Mahaney, currently on an alleged leave of absence?  Each day,  offended people are pulling back due to reading, thinking, exposure to the facts, continuing revelations by abuse victims, dissatisfied members and pastors, as well as those nasty blogs.

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Thank you.

Wee Fixit

Sales Manager