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Fifteen Reasons Moses was a Good Anglican
1. He inexplicably assumed that before doing anything he should form a committee (Exodus 4:29).
2. He spent much time in very long meetings (Exodus 32:1)
3. Almost anything was a good enough excuse to not proclaim freedom from bondage to those who wait in captivity (Exodus 6:30).
4. He retreated at the first sign of trouble (Exodus 2:15).
5. His sermons were slow of speech and of tongue, and not in the slightest eloquent (Exodus 4:10)
6. He was baptised as an infant (Exodus 2:3)
7. He assumed that having a new ‘mission and vision’ somehow took priority over obedience to all that God had commanded of him (Exodus 4:24-26)
8. He wore magical clothes, and even had a magical staff (Exodus 4:6-7).
9. When he saved the people by parting the sea, instead of fully immersing them he kept it parted until they had passed through (Exodus 14:21)
10. He was quite happy to spend decades minding his own business waiting for God to tell him personally what he had to do (Exodus 2:23; Exodus 3:1)
11. He had great difficulty maintaining one position for very long (Exodus 17:12).
12. Having taken charge of his flock, he carefully put in place a godly Anglican structure of steering groups, committees, sub-committees and task groups (Exodus 18:25)
13. He is remembered mostly for his pleasant manner (Exodus 16:31).
14. Even after teaching, preaching to and rebuking his flock, they still didn’t really know what they were meant to believe (Exodus 20:4; Exodus 32:4)
15. He had his own seat (Matthew 23:2)
Fifteen Reasons Moses was a Good Anglican
Moses the Anglican
1. He inexplicably assumed that before doing anything he should form a committee (Exodus 4:29).
2. He spent much time in very long meetings (Exodus 32:1)
3. Almost anything was a good enough excuse to not proclaim freedom from bondage to those who wait in captivity (Exodus 6:30).
4. He retreated at the first sign of trouble (Exodus 2:15).
5. His sermons were slow of speech and of tongue, and not in the slightest eloquent (Exodus 4:10)
6. He was baptised as an infant (Exodus 2:3)
7. He assumed that having a new ‘mission and vision’ somehow took priority over obedience to all that God had commanded of him (Exodus 4:24-26)
8. He wore magical clothes, and even had a magical staff (Exodus 4:6-7).
9. When he saved the people by parting the sea, instead of fully immersing them he kept it parted until they had passed through (Exodus 14:21)
10. He was quite happy to spend decades minding his own business waiting for God to tell him personally what he had to do (Exodus 2:23; Exodus 3:1)
11. He had great difficulty maintaining one position for very long (Exodus 17:12).
12. Having taken charge of his flock, he carefully put in place a godly Anglican structure of steering groups, committees, sub-committees and task groups (Exodus 18:25)
13. He is remembered mostly for his pleasant manner (Exodus 16:31).
14. Even after teaching, preaching to and rebuking his flock, they still didn’t really know what they were meant to believe (Exodus 20:4; Exodus 32:4)
15. He had his own seat (Matthew 23:2)
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